A few jokes

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.



Three guys walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would've seen it.



Did you hear about the hillbilly romance?
She was a whiskey maker; he loved her still.



A skeleton walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a mop.



Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

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