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Let's Laugh

A few topical seasonal jokes

1. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men.
2. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were two deer
3. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we'll go places
4. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles

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St Hilda's Church, 3 Wakelin Rd Beachlands

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