What are a shark's two favourite words? Man overboard!
If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
It's cleaning day so naturally, I've already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison!
Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
Where do fish sleep? In the riverbed.
What did one plate say to his friend? Tonight, dinner's on me!
Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
Baby puns are childish, but great puns are full groan. James Sorrentino - Suffolk, VA 2.A goat giving birth is just kidding. Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY 3.I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed. 4.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 5.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 6.I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Colin Thomas - 7.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 8.Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 9.A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. BagFaceMan - England 10.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.