1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 2. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?Because she sprained her angle!! 3. How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees. 4. What did the calculator say to the student?You can always count on me. 5. Why should you never start a conversation with Pi? It’ll just go on forever. 6. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest?A high-pot-in-use 7. What do you call people who like tractors?Protractors