A few jokes

Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.






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